First three winners of contest below to get one free
What is wrong with Donald?
(Submit your answer at The Depot)
[ ] He's the wrong color -- the Country is not ready for an orange President
[ ] He doesn't smoke cigars
[ ] The White House doesn't have a resident doctor trained to treat NPD (narcissistic personality disorder)
[ ] He doesn't believe in weather
[ ] He's never won, or even competed in, a beauty contest
[ ] He's a misogynist, racist and habitual liar
[ ] None of the above -- he's simply an arsehole
[ ] All of the above
Be careful with your response. Don't forget that our County Executive endorsed Donald on national t.v. at the Republican convention; so we must show respect for his choice!
Joya de Nicaragua -- Another new October Cigar Treat worth checking out ($9.30) is competitive with some of our other new introductions in the past few months, such as the Kentucky Fire Cured ($9.75), the Conseugra No. 84 (an unbelievably low $4.85), the El Rey Del Mundo ($7.95) and the Psyko ($8.85).
Notice: Depot employees and Hillary Clinton are not eligible to compete in the above contest.