As men of the cloth we wish to register our objection to how you have permitted this newsletter to degenerate.
Most business newsletters carry positive messages to promote their products, and admittedly you have supplied a bit of that.
But, at the same time you have allowed customers to attack each other – not only disparaging each other's taste in cigars, but also their respective ethnic backgrounds. We are appalled to see an Irish Catholic and African American go toe-to-toe in your publication mentioning each other's heritage.
In short, we believe that your publication is obscene by today's moral standards.
Reverend Quincy Adams
Father Timothy O'Leary
Rabbi Abraham Teitlebaum
P.S. We do compliment you, however, on your new aggressive cigar pricing. (Why don't you stick with that instead of fostering cigar prejudices and ethnic hatred?)