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October Edition, 2016

New Cigar Instantly Becomes
"Cigar of the Month"

Torano Vault -- a great smoke!

First three winners of contest below to get one free

October Contest...

What is wrong with Donald?

(Submit your answer at The Depot)

[ ] He's the wrong color -- the Country is not ready for an orange President

[ ] He doesn't smoke cigars

[ ] The White House doesn't have a resident doctor trained to treat NPD (narcissistic personality disorder)

[ ] He doesn't believe in weather

[ ] He's never won, or even competed in, a beauty contest

[ ] He's a misogynist, racist and habitual liar

[ ] None of the above -- he's simply an arsehole

[ ] All of the above

Be careful with your response. Don't forget that our County Executive endorsed Donald on national t.v. at the Republican convention; so we must show respect for his choice!

Joya de Nicaragua -- Another new October Cigar Treat worth checking out ($9.30) is competitive with some of our other new introductions in the past few months, such as the Kentucky Fire Cured ($9.75), the Conseugra No. 84 (an unbelievably low $4.85), the El Rey Del Mundo ($7.95) and the Psyko ($8.85).

Notice: Depot employees and Hillary Clinton are not eligible to compete in the above contest.

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